Olympricks.

The Olympics and Paralympics are over. Thank the fuck fuck. I've been pretty decent about you over the last six weeks but now it's m...

Pest of the Fest.

There's only one thing worse than going to the Edinburgh Fringe and that's coming back from the Edinburgh Fringe. It just all ends t...

Seagullible.

Never been to the Edinburgh festival? Well, let me tell you exactly what it's like. A couple of days ago I needed some things in Sainsbu...

Bad Review.

I am in Edinburgh. I mean, I'm definitely in Edinburgh now. You're not really at the Edinburgh Fringe until something awful or upset...

Sore Ed.

So here I am once more, in the playground of the broken hearts... Balls. Why in the name of fuck have I come back to the Edinburgh fucking F...

Socialnetworkiopath.

I will die because of Twitter. One way or another Twitter will kill me.  Last night I played the 2,300 seater Royal Festival Hall in London ...

Vim Fuego.

“Who is like unto the beast? Who is able to make war with him?” – Revelations, 13.4 There are only two places you’re likely to see a quote l...