Over a Barrel.

What the fuck is going on with pubs? More specifically, what the fuck is going on with pubs in the West End of London? Why are they trying t...

Taxis Don't Need To Be Taxing.

Yesterday was yet another lost day for me. Hangovers are just becoming more and more difficult to deal with it. It's as if I'm getti...

The Lung Wants, The Bladder Dictates.

My weekend was full of Michael Legge-esque, typical annoyance. The gigs were good but, you know, I find it hard to avoid shit. I went up to ...

I Am a Child.

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." Do you know who said that? You're right. It w...

Crazy in Lewisham.

There's something on my mind and it's been there for the last week or so. It's a realisation really and probably really trivial ...

Kraft Fair?

God, that has to be the smuggest title of a blog ever. Kraft Fair? Oh, fuck off. What was I thinking? Anyway, I got two great messages yeste...

Chocolate & Cheese.

There is power in a union. I totally agree with that. It's an inspirational ideal and one that proves itself time and time again. When h...