PC Gone Mad.

Train heave on to Euston. Well, Kings Cross anyway. I'm back in London and immediately it welcomed me back the way only London can. Queu...

The Last King of Everything of Scotland.

And that's that. I'm writing this on a train back to London after the final King of Everything show in Edinburgh. I'm not saying...

Nearly Done.

Only two days to go. I'm tired, drained, sick, ugly and fed up. That is definitely the spirit of the Fringe. I feel like I'm trapped...

Stupid Fucking Idiot.

I am a stupid, fucking idiot. This will not comes as news to anyone who regularly reads this blog. It's obvious that I'm stupid. All...

It's the Pinnacle of Escorting.

I haven't mentioned the show in a while. Generally, it's been great. Our Sunday show was probably my favourite so far. It was nice t...

Sleep Well Tonight.

OK, Edinburgh is winning now. I tried to beat it but it has beaten me too much. I have drunk alcohol every night since the 4th August, staye...

Sick, Sober and Sorry.

You can run but you can't hide. The cunts will find you in the end. There I was thinking that maybe I could get away with not bumping in...