Rainbows and Lovehearts.

Read this first: http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/jul/27/comedy-standup-new-offenders I wasn't going to blog this week for a very go...

Manchester/Liverpool/London.

What an odd weekend. It was all highs and lows. I was in a horrible mood on Friday because I missed a friend's wedding because I can...

Ambition Makes You Look Pretty Ugly.

I was a new act once. Now I’m old and decrepit and carry a foot lump in my pocket with me wherever I go. It was great being a new act. Back ...

This Is Not a Blog.

I don't have time to complain today but would it be too crass for me to give myself a little plug? Fanks. I'm going to be on Andrew ...

Oh My God, That's the Funky Shit.

Easily the most horrible thing that happened to me at this year's Latitude festival was having to take a shit on another man's shit....

Bad Latitude.

I haven't blogged since last Thursday and I've missed it. It's a shame because I've got plenty to blog/complain about as I...

Fake.

I am nothing if not up to the minute when it comes to pop culture. My finger is always on the media pulse at all times. That's why I got...