Arsehole.

It amazes me sometimes how easy it is to get me out of a bad mood. Well, it’s not easy, it just has to be something unexpected. For instance...

Nil.

Drinking is great. It makes everything you do excusable. Been rude at a dinner party? That's OK, you've had a few drinks. Started a ...

Twitter.

I've been using Twitter a lot this week. If you haven't discovered it, don't worry. It's a bit like discovering your local y...

The Kindness of Strangers.

 Yesterday I saw two people arguing in the park. They were both screaming at one another and one was crying. It was a sad sight. It's aw...

Chwist Almighty!

Ha ha ha!!! I said "Chwist" because I'm going to write about Jonathan Ross, a man who has a very slight lisp. That is brillian...

I Disgust Me.

I'm too excited about King of Everything. We've done very little work, yet Johnny and I are sure that we're going to have a very...

World's Laziest Blog.

Nothing much has happened to me over the last couple of days. I've done nothing. I should be working but I can't get my head round i...