Michael Says No.

You know what there's not enough of in this crazy mixed up world of ours? Sexy robot housemaids. But that is just one of the many things...

The Northern Ireland Question.

I am Northern Irish, so I am. Totally. Through and through. I was born there and I was raised there. I sort of have a Northern Irish accent ...

Peace & Riot.

The Troubles in Northern Ireland began shortly after I was born. Then, not long after I left, the Good Friday Agreement was signed, the Prov...

Crucibroke.

So I popped in to visit God the other day. I very rarely visit him but because I'm currently testing my parents to see whether or not th...

100.

Before. I hate getting my hair cut. Mainly the paying for it. It's not my fault I have hair, although my dream of being bald is perhaps ...

Parental Testing.

I have failed my parents. All a parent wants is a nice child that grows into a respectable and successful adult. Well, they got me. Since be...

Love Story.

David and Jude were introduced by mutual friends and they clicked instantly. Neither of them were looking for love but they couldn't den...