Hangoverwatch.

5.23am. I wake up for the first time today. My bladder is full and noisy but my body is numb and I'm surrounded by too much gravity. My ...

Your Tworoscope.

Hello. My name is Michael Legge and I am an astrologer. I see your future. I have a regular column in This'll Do magazine and I famously...

Warped.

Music is the soundtrack to memories. It's also the soundtrack to Batman Begins but my point is that we all have a song that reminds us o...

Really Long Encounter.

Goodbyes are hard. I don't do emotional goodbyes. If you're saying goodbye to someone that you think you're going to miss then j...

Give Over.

If I had one wish I would ask for a drink that makes you piss tits. But if I had two wishes, I would ask for a perfect world. A world where ...

Get Inside Me.

Style. Charisma. Aids. Some people have just got it. You know when you see someone and they just radiate that indefinable something that jus...

Blug.

OK, so yesterday I might have been a tiny bit mean. And that was the bit I enjoyed but today after saying how much I hate the two worst come...