Slights Return.

It's bullshit, isn't it? Everywhere you go and everything you see, hear, taste, touch or kill is just such complete and utter bullsh...

Trailer.

Hello. As you may or may not know, I used to blog a lot. About 5 or 6 times a week. The blogs were generally about me being upset with a min...

Olympricks.

The Olympics and Paralympics are over. Thank the fuck fuck. I've been pretty decent about you over the last six weeks but now it's m...

Pest of the Fest.

There's only one thing worse than going to the Edinburgh Fringe and that's coming back from the Edinburgh Fringe. It just all ends t...

Seagullible.

Never been to the Edinburgh festival? Well, let me tell you exactly what it's like. A couple of days ago I needed some things in Sainsbu...

Bad Review.

I am in Edinburgh. I mean, I'm definitely in Edinburgh now. You're not really at the Edinburgh Fringe until something awful or upset...

Sore Ed.

So here I am once more, in the playground of the broken hearts... Balls. Why in the name of fuck have I come back to the Edinburgh fucking F...