I, An Actor.

They were in rapture. A standing ovation in front of me. Flowers were brought to the stage and cheers rang through the auditorium. I had arr...

Oh, The People Outside Are Frightful.

At this time of year, we comedians fear the audience even more than normal. Mainly because they're often not really an audience. They ar...

0800 1111.

OK, so no one else found a child crying as much fun as I did. I got a few emails from "parents" yesterday who want me to know that...

Terry and Teary.

Becoming a really brilliant actor wasn't the only highlight of Sunday. In fact, Sunday turned out to be a brilliant day. One of those da...

Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee.

I'm an actor now. I now have yet another talent to add to my big bag of talents, which is pretty much full to bursting since I became an...

Nightmare Before Christmas.

And like Jesus on Christmas morning, I too died, crucified by people who just didn't understand that I was trying to make their lives be...

I Pray God It's Our Last.

Hello. How are you? I don't normally welcome the reader to my blog but it's my first for a week, the longest break since I started, ...