Out Of My Mind.

Let's begin with how stupid I am. It's getting worse. Not knowing how insects procreate is one thing but on Thursday night I hosted ...

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey.

For all those concerned, Jerk was great yesterday. There were so many fireworks that she stopped hearing them after a while. Of course, she ...

Fawkes Off.

I don't like today. November the 5th is always a shit day, especially the last four of them. It should be good. You should be lighting s...

The Joy of Joy.

Life is beautiful. Not the fucking shitty existence thing that we have to drag ourselves through every pitiful day until the warm, welcoming...

Talking Crap.

Why did Jerk have to shit on the living room floor the night that Robin Ince came round? Robin coming to stay is the equivalent of the Vicar...

Fairtrade Mocha Is Wasted On The Young.

Why the fuck are children ordering latte's in Starbucks? Yesterday, I saw a group of girls, aged I'm sure no more than 13, ordering ...

I'm The Best Thing.

How could I have forgotten this? The answer is booze. On Wednesday night, right after London Comedy Improv, I headed home on the late night ...