Film '09.

I've been to the pictures! I love going to the cinema. The sticky floors, the annoying cunt beside you, the lazy projectionist that hasn...

The Kevin Bishop Shoe.

Dear Dad, I love you. That's the important bit and the thing that you have to remember. No matter what comes after this just remember th...

George.

It's taken me two weeks to come to terms with this but now I feel that I can finally write about what has happened. A death in the famil...

Sometimes You're Better Off Dead.

The human race. They're a let down, aren't they? I went into the middle of town on Saturday to have a quick birthday drink with Miri...

Carried Away by Television.

Day five of no TV and my legendary voucher still hasn't arrived. Everything is boring without TV. How am I supposed to enjoy eating, wri...

See No Evil by Television.

It is now day four without a telly. I am ready to kill. The people I am most likely to kill are my next door neighbours. The fact that they ...

Friction by Television.

I am going out of my mind. There is nothing to do in life. It's like my life has been put on hold and I'm trapped in a bubble and th...