Sisters (Are Doing It For The Chippendales).

Women are fucking awful. They're fucking idiots. Don't they realise that the rise of feminism meant that they were taken seriously a...

Happy.

The last two days have been brilliant. A lot of fun can be had in Edinburgh despite the people, places and objects up here. Don't get me...

Misery.

God, I was in a horrible mood yesterday. We hadn't done any work on our show so it was exactly the same as the previous day's (you k...

My Penis and a Dead Person's Box.

Seriously. When was the last time your cock was rubbed up against a coffin? Well, that's just the kind of wacky, zany, fucking annoying ...

Party Man.

I am hungover so yesterday must have been a bit more Edinburgh. I saw abortions that slipped through the net exclaiming brilliance about the...

Day Zero.

It has begun. And by that I mean Edinburgh's classic ability to say NO to anything you want. Would the bank let me withdraw my own money...

Michael "Scratch" Legge.

I decided to have a little break from blogging just so I could store up bile for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, of which I'm currently o...