Y'Gettin?

Why does this only happen to me? Why do all the very worst things in this world only happen to me and no one else? Why don't they happen...

Bad Taste.

My growing lack of knowledge is really starting to upset me. I don't know how something that's lacking can grow but that's just ...

Location? Location? Location?

Look, I know I'm not Stephen Hawking or Stephen Fry or Stephen Baldwin or any other great learned man but I'm not thick. I'm rea...

Patience, My Tinsel Angel.

Although Friday night's gig at Covent Garden Comedy Club was great, I'm still a bit sensitive from doing so badly in Sheffield. The ...

Pass.

That's something I forgot to say about Sheffield: it's really clean. No litter. Anywhere. The streets are really clean and you can e...

Going For Brown.

I am too good for this world. In 36 days time I will be putting my mind and body to the ultimate test, a gruelling marathon that will exhaus...

This Is Hardcore.

Last night was the last of four gigs in Sheffield, my new favourite town, and it was an odd way to say goodbye. I guess these things just ha...

Different Class.

What the fuck is wrong with Sheffield? Why can’t it be like the rest of Britain? We all agreed many, many years that our entire nation was g...

They're Grrrreat!

What did you do today? Wake up and go to work? Sit in an office with some people you would gladly kill? Watch the clock get closer to 5pm an...