Both Feet in Hell.

I'm cocky now. Conquering the sea has turned me into an even bigger egomaniac than I already was. I am scared of the sea yet I went for ...

Ocean Man (or The Old Man and The Sea).

Carpe Diem. That has always been my motto. It's a latin phrase meaning "stay in bed". When life has me pinned against the wall...

This Bath Is Too Hot.

Completely decadent luxury and I get on really well. Sadly, like me and that guy I met once, we rarely meet. But on Tuesday at Heathrow Airp...

Shop of Fools.

Even though I am President of Polite Club, a very civil organisation with only one member, I find it incredibly difficult to keep politenes...

Mind The Gap Between My Ears.

There's very little that can make you feel more uncomfortable than a conspiracy theorist. I have met people who believe in Governments h...

Gullible Me.

I've written a few blogs about how helping others is the most pointless and thankless thing you will ever do. This is almost another one...

G-Force.

The Text The Station subject for Saturday's 6 Music show was Lies You Have Told To Improve Your Social Standing. I told a story of how w...

Pocket Billiards On The Radio.

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. There are a lot of jobs that I have wanted but almost none of them will I ever be quali...