The Quiet Man.

I obviously didn't make myself clear with yesterday's blog. My fault. When writing a blog it just sort of pours out of my head. I do...

Stop The Presses.

I prefer reading the Daily Mail to The Guardian. It's a much better newspaper. Oh, don't get me wrong, I prefer brushing my teeth wi...

Boom Boom.

Isn't the news depressing? Floods and murder and the beatification of a dead Pope who will become a Saint after he performed the miracle...

Badger Gets BAFTA?

About a year ago I was begged to appear as the star of a 12 minute play and since then I have gone on to star in a musical and now a sit-com...

Lose The Gut.

You really must be careful when you make a decision. You make decisions because things need improving but, if you're anything like me (a...

Answer Me This.

There are two things I really like and they are looking at birds and doing pub quizzes. Even Doctor Who doesn't give me the giggly erect...

The Best.

But let’s start 2011 with a positive. Let’s not just assume that everyone’s going to be rude and/or take the piss constantly. It’s a new yea...