Dead Man Walking.

I'm going through a bit of a spell. It's nothing new. It happens every six months or so. I go to a gig, jump up on stage with enthus...

Who Won.

MY TEAM WON! Did I ever doubt that they wouldn't win? Of course, I did. I've seen my team lose so many times before and I'm well...

Certain People I Know.

You and me should hang out. You don't have enough weirdos in your life and I'm not only a weirdo but I attract other weirdos too. Ye...

Make Some Noise.

My taste in music is scattered. I like a bit of everything (except classical music which is shit). Although my collection is mainly indie th...

Snortle.

What a sad time it is for comedy. Yesterday Chortle broke the news of the death of a rival comedy website reviewer and paid tribute to her b...

Fixed and Broken.

Sometimes it's hard to be a man. My toilet is beating me in the tough-guy-of-the-house game. Up until the last few days I was well ahead...

I'll Give You a Shout.

Had a lot of fun with Robin Ince at our preview of Pointless Anger, Righteous Ire. We had an hour to talk about things that make us furious....

James, Sit Down.

I watched Doctor who, the TV programme that I am married to and having sex with, on Saturday night in full knowledge that James Corden, the ...

Ill Behaviour.

I'm ill again. I think this is my fourth or fifth being ill of the year. That's pathetic. It's almost as if burning the candle a...

Mirth is Murder.

I had to get up stupidly early, walked Jerk in the rain, had an argument about a bill, then got on a four hour train journey to go to a gig ...

Bristol Suite.

That stay at the posh Four Seasons hotel totally makes sense now. I had to be raised as high as I could go so I could fall as far as possibl...

The Wedding Crasher.

I don't know about you but I can now pretty much tell when a day is going to be bad. Something weird or stupid will happen really early ...

Rail and Reality.

See? All it took was a gig to destroy all cheeriness and return me to my normal, slate grey, miserable self. I knew I couldn't go for a ...

Don't Happy, Be Worry.

Look, I'm really sorry, OK, but this week has been very nice. I have nothing to complain about. This blog will be (another) waste of you...

Plug.

Hello. My blog today is all about thanking and promoting. I'd like to thank everyone who came to Mike & Andrew's Coalition Party...