Gents.

Pathetic. I couldn’t even go two whole fucking days. My 5-day detox failed miserably last night due to, well, me. I mean, it wasn’t totally ...

Hellthy.

I have been to hell. I'm not saying I've been to hell and back because I haven't. I have yet to return from hell. I am in hell r...

Borderline Rude.

Ah, youth. What a great excuse they have to be as stupid as they want. "They're too young". That's the excuse for them bre...

The Wrong Time.

What the fuck were the BBC thinking? I mean they have a long history of crapping all over Doctor Who. Pretty much since day one. But you...

Apple Sauce.

Warming up a TV show is definitely the oddest of the jobs that I do. It's really half great, half shit. It's also incredibly lonely....

The Song On The Bus Goes Round and Round.

So, this happened to me a week ago today. I'm late blogging it because just because. As you know, I occasionally get into slight alterca...

Homeless Wrecker.

You see, I really did want this blog to be either about me arguing with a little girl on the bus or my problems with the Black Eyed Peas (th...

Nicey.

What a fun weekend I’ve had. It was really weird too. I liked it. On Saturday I co-presented the Collins & Herring show on 6music with A...

GET OUT!

You have to get out there, people. You can't just sit inside reading this, you won't learn anything. OK, yesterdays blog was very ed...

iStarted It.

Ah, arguments. I've missed them, you know. I made a New Year's resolution to try to avoid them after the "Give me your shoe...

Four-A-Day.

What a perfect day yesterday was. The sun was shining, I befriended a little Robin that lives in my front garden and I saw the Parakeets of ...

Who's Back!

See? There was nothing to worry about. It was fantastic. I don't know why you were doing all that complaining. You knew Steven Moffat wa...

The Eleventh Arrgh!

It's the most exciting day of the year. A day when all children should be silenced, tied up and shoved in a cupboard. Nothing should dis...

Stella's Street.

It is important to stick to your word. I arranged to meet Stella Duffy yesterday. Stella is someone who has directed real plays for real the...