Over a Barrel.

What the fuck is going on with pubs? More specifically, what the fuck is going on with pubs in the West End of London? Why are they trying t...

Taxis Don't Need To Be Taxing.

Yesterday was yet another lost day for me. Hangovers are just becoming more and more difficult to deal with it. It's as if I'm getti...

The Lung Wants, The Bladder Dictates.

My weekend was full of Michael Legge-esque, typical annoyance. The gigs were good but, you know, I find it hard to avoid shit. I went up to ...

I Am a Child.

"There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." Do you know who said that? You're right. It w...

Crazy in Lewisham.

There's something on my mind and it's been there for the last week or so. It's a realisation really and probably really trivial ...

Kraft Fair?

God, that has to be the smuggest title of a blog ever. Kraft Fair? Oh, fuck off. What was I thinking? Anyway, I got two great messages yeste...

Chocolate & Cheese.

There is power in a union. I totally agree with that. It's an inspirational ideal and one that proves itself time and time again. When h...

I'm Going To Learn How To Fly.

I'm not sure that what happened to me on Sunday is a healthy thing. Hopefully, it was a one-off. If it happens again I will definitely s...

Hail To The Bus Driver Man.

What the fuck has happened to bus drivers? Do you remember the good old days when, if the bus actually stopped for you, you would get on, as...

According To Jim.

I have a new hero. To be honest, I feel it very easy to get let down by my heroes. They start great but before you know it they're on TV...

Stupid Cut.

There is nothing more dangerous on this Earth than getting a haircut. It's a bit like dying. You don't want to but you have to. You ...

Alcohell.

Yesterday was cancelled. I was a hungover wreck. There I was enjoying just one more little drink in the company of friends and the next thin...

Andy Murray Wins!

Well done, Andy Murray. He emerged victorious yesterday morning. Not against Roger Federer, no. He lost that. He came last in that thing, de...