Hallowed By My Name.

Gigs are continuing to cheer me up. That will stop soon, obviously, but for now I'm really enjoying it. Last night I played in a gig cal...

Bagging Victory.

I'm feeling quite smugly happy at the moment. After all the worry about me being thick I certainly got cheered up from the feedback I re...

AA is Not a Very Nice Man.

Well, brilliant. I've turned into one of those awful balls of embarrassment who get morally outraged by something they see in the news. ...

Look and Don't Learn.

I've been plagued by a very trivial problem this last week or so. Last Monday someone referred to me as "thick" and, near the ...

Turn That Frown Upside-Down.

Thankfully some gigs are good enough to drag you out of misery. well, a bit anyway. I've been so fed up this week due to the fuck-up wit...

BNP LOL.

Why the fuck would anyone NOT want the BNP to speak openly on Question Time? It's going to be hilarious. Nick Griffin, the stupid, fat, ...

Nothing.

I'm really fucked off that we had to cancel the return of King of Everything this Saturday at the Sheffield Comedy Festival. I was reall...

Here's To Stinking Kevin.

Why does the smelly man ALWAYS sit near me? I reckon it's every three or four train journeys that I take has a smelly man who decides th...

Nice & Simple.

What a lovely day yesterday was. Well, it was. I was on 6 Music's Roundtable show as a guest of Andrew Collins. I always wanted to be on...

Kay Is For Kunt.

I gigged with Chris Addison on Tuesday night and he really couldn't wait to talk about his big hero, Peter Kay. It was Peter Kay this an...

Shaken Legge.

The starting a fight with a man in the park thing really put me in a funny mood yesterday. I couldn't shake it all day. Imagine if it ha...

Big Scrap.

Someone tried to kick Jerk. I think you can guess how angry I am. If you can't then think of it this way, imagine someone had actually k...

Army Legge.

I'm not sure if this will be a blog or a a few angry sentences (what's the difference) but something pretty new-ish in comedy is cur...

Michael Legge is a Prick.

I am a prick. No, don't argue, I am. It's just how God didn't make me. Who knows, maybe you're a prick too? If so, welcome! ...

Big Night Out.

I went to see Wicked last night. Those aren't words I thought I'd ever write but it happened. In real life. My niece won tickets for...

The Non-Running Man.

Waking up is the biggest drag in this awful, awful life. I've woke up hundreds of times but it's never been enjoyable. On Sunday I w...

Clearance Sale.

When your career is as fucked as mine one feels compelled to keep a tidy house. All those mistakes, bad gigs and rejected sit-com scripts ar...

Pistols at Dawn.

My penis and I are no longer speaking. We've had disagreements before, of course. Sometimes I want to do a spot of cleaning but it insis...