Rainbows and Lovehearts.

Read this first: http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2009/jul/27/comedy-standup-new-offenders I wasn't going to blog this week for a very go...

Manchester/Liverpool/London.

What an odd weekend. It was all highs and lows. I was in a horrible mood on Friday because I missed a friend's wedding because I can...

Ambition Makes You Look Pretty Ugly.

I was a new act once. Now I’m old and decrepit and carry a foot lump in my pocket with me wherever I go. It was great being a new act. Back ...

This Is Not a Blog.

I don't have time to complain today but would it be too crass for me to give myself a little plug? Fanks. I'm going to be on Andrew ...

Oh My God, That's the Funky Shit.

Easily the most horrible thing that happened to me at this year's Latitude festival was having to take a shit on another man's shit....

Bad Latitude.

I haven't blogged since last Thursday and I've missed it. It's a shame because I've got plenty to blog/complain about as I...

Fake.

I am nothing if not up to the minute when it comes to pop culture. My finger is always on the media pulse at all times. That's why I got...

Glorious.

Sunday was a first not just for me but for my entire family. We celebrated the 12th of July. We've never done that before, not sure why ...

Wonderwhy?

I think I'm in love with my foot lump. I've started staring at it for long periods of time and I get panicy if I think I've lost...

Lump of 'Wood.

Ladies, you can all just relax. I thought I had lost my foot lump yesterday but after much searching I found it in the back pocket of my jea...

Where Are I Now?

What were you doing exactly 20 years ago today? Yeah, I'm not really sure what I was doing either but I definitely know what I was doing...

A Part Of Me.

I went to see Public Enemies last night, the new Michael Mann film about John Dillinger and other depression era gangsters. It was OK which ...

A Cunt On a Train.

Last night's preview of King of Everything was great fun. I really enjoyed it. Although it's far from perfect, the new bits we tried...

Fridgid?

I was surprised at how lovely the park was yesterday. The trees looked lovely, the grass greened at me as I arrived and the sun made the riv...

O homem irritado escreve uma carga da merda.

I've said before that it's the little things that make me happy. Things that you don't expect. Like seeing a hedgehog when you...

Too Much Too Old.

I am old. If you know me at all then you will know that I am old. I don't really need to be reminded that I'm old but some people fe...