What Happened Next...

I really did ask for it. There I was on the most boring train journey I’ve ever been on (if everyone being quiet and not being a cunt is bor...

I Tried But They Beat Me.

I hate Dan Antopolski. His incredible performance on Sunday night was supposed to influence me but so far I've come up with nothing. I f...

A Short Blog About Dan.

I saw Dan Antopolski on Sunday night and I think it might well have been one of the best performances by a comedian I've ever seen. This...

Save Vernon.

Do you think Vernon Kay is aware of himself? In a way, I hope he isn't. It would be a nightmare dark and horrible enough to shatter the ...

Swindle.

I gigged in Swindon yesterday. I've gigged there twice before. The last time I did it was just over a year ago and I sort of got mugged ...

Fucking Edinburgh Fucking Fringe.

It has started. The evil that is the Edinburgh Fringe Festival has truly begun. The deadline to get into the Fringe Brochure was two days ag...

I'll Never Be Anybody's Hero Now.

What has happened to us as people? Have we lost our trust in our fellow man so much? Can't we accept a random act of kindness without as...

GOJIRA!

It's been 11 years that I have been keeping this secret but I think I'm ready to get it all out in the open. I have reasonably quest...

Happiness.

It doesn't take much to put me in a bad mood. Just watching the news, seeing people drop litter or the letters b, b, c and the number th...

Freeze and Take Over My Position.

I was right about the cat and the duck. They were omens. I used to be good at improvised comedy. I started off doing it in the early 90'...

Auf Wiedersehen, Pets.

According to dreammoods.com, seeing a dead duck and a dead cat in a dream means "Sorry, there are no matches for your request" but...

More NO!

Edinburgh's insistence on saying NO to everything hit a beautiful peak on Saturday afternoon. I just wanted to go to the pictures. That...

NO!

The Land of NO (Edinburgh) hasn't disappointed so far on this trip. Pretty much anything I wanted in my 16 hours of being here has been ...

Michael Legge's Exciting Life!

Luckily yesterday wasn’t boring at all. Not like the day before. How could it be boring? I had hundreds of old and pointless emails to go th...

I Am Bored.

Nothing is happening. Not a fucking thing. In the last 24 hours I've been to Sainsbury's TWICE, to the post office, to the park and ...

Mama Cuss.

Daniel's Mum is parent of the fucking year compared to David's Mum. I saw David's Mum in the street yesterday. She caught my att...

Train in Vain.

I've been pretty lucky this year, gig-wise. I'm working in London a lot more so that has cut down my travelling a lot which is great...

Death Through a Lens.

I love The Inbetweeners. It's rare that I can even watch a comedy without seeing my own ghost walk out of the room but The Inbetweeners ...

Johnny Come Lately.

My husband, Johnny, and I are definitely going through a funny patch. Perhaps we're too close at the moment. Yesterday, Johnny left his ...

James Corden RIP.

I really don't know what to say. James Corden, although I wasn't always a fan, definitely brought a lot of happiness to a lot of peo...