Rustle.

I've decided to become a good person. Not just nice or sweet but completely good. I guess it happens sooner or later to everyone (nearly...

A Patchy Head Quarters.

I've been looking at men a lot lately. They're fascinating, aren't they? I can't help but stare at them any time I'm in ...

Blessed Relief.

Just one more thing to say about Comic Relief: It's great. I haven't seen a live Red Nose Day, Funny for Money TV marathon since, I ...

Red Blog Day Confidential.

So, what have we learned? After Sunday/Monday's Red Blog Day I have learned that people are kind and generous. Comic Relief works tirele...

Red Blog Day.

What the fuck was I thinking? Writing a blog for 24 hours is one thing but why the fuck am I doing it for charity? I hate charity. I'm p...

Bond Film.

Some people are never going to get on. I understand that. You're never going to see Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler in a sauna togeth...

Do They Know It's 10th March At All?

If there's a good thing about my blog, and there isn't, it's that I treat everyone and everything equally. Everyone and everythi...